Haven't post here in a bit so thought I'd share some Halloween funnies I found on the web:
What did the one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin when he had a fever?You're burning up
What do you call a vampire that hiccups?
What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster
What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handfull of sheet!
Phillip my bag with candy
Q. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.