Sunday, June 22, 2008

Few Halloween Funnies

Haven't post here in a bit so thought I'd share some Halloween funnies I found on the web:

What did the one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin when he had a fever?You're burning up

What do you call a vampire that hiccups?
Count Drunkula!

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster

What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handfull of sheet!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Philip who?
Phillip my bag with candy

Q. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A. sour-puss