A little Halloween humour found around the web:
Q: Why did the witch put her broom in the wash for Halloween?
A: She wanted a clean sweep.
Q: How do you mend a broken Halloween Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A. They're good at keeping things under wraps
Q. What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A. A wash and wear wolf
Q. What do the birds sing on Halloween?
A. Twick or Tweet
That’s all right ... don’t cry.