Sunday, June 22, 2008

Few Halloween Funnies

Haven't post here in a bit so thought I'd share some Halloween funnies I found on the web:

What did the one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin when he had a fever?You're burning up

What do you call a vampire that hiccups?
Count Drunkula!

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster

What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handfull of sheet!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Phillip
Philip who?
Phillip my bag with candy

Q. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A. sour-puss

3 comments:

jackfrosty said...

These are great! Have to tell DS7!
These would be great for halloween cards, too! We've got a few saved up I'll share with you when I dig them out! Thanks for the giggles!

Carrie said...

Those are cute!!

tricia said...

Yes please share any you have. Glad you ladies enjoyed them. Will post more from time to time.