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A little Halloween humour found around the web:

Q: Why did the witch put her broom in the wash for Halloween?
A: She wanted a clean sweep.

Q: How do you mend a broken Halloween Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.

Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!

Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A. They're good at keeping things under wraps

Q. What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A. A wash and wear wolf

Q. What do the birds sing on Halloween?
A. Twick or Tweet

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
That’s all right ... don’t cry.

Few Halloween Funnies

Haven't post here in a bit so thought I'd share some Halloween funnies I found on the web:

What did the one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin when he had a fever?You're burning up

What do you call a vampire that hiccups?
Count Drunkula!

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster

What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handfull of sheet!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Phillip
Philip who?
Phillip my bag with candy

Q. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A. sour-puss

Welcome

BOO BOO BOO,
Welcome to you.
Come on through my door,
I'm sure you'll find something you're looking for.
Whether it's a treat or a scare,
I'm sure you'll find somthing for Fall or Halloween here,
That will bring you cheer.

Incase, I haven't said it anywhere I like to write poetry of all kinds. Thereforth, my welcoming poem. But I like humour too, scary stories(but not too scary lol), drawing etc..,

Incase, you haven't figured it out there's no telling what you'll find in BOO-ville.

Ginger at Magical Holiday Home has started a blog network where we can showcase our blogs.These blogs are about the various daye we celebrate at MHH. Read the post here

http://magicalholidayhome.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2089